







“Ok so Bill Clinton’s birth name was William Jefferson Blythe III…JD Vance’s birth name was James Donald Bowman…Peter Thiel’s father Klaus was a chemical Engineer for Mining Companies. Thiel was born in Frankfurt grew up South Africa and Namibia he attended a German-language



“He’s on a work trip with Jesus so he can afford your blueberry budget” is a pretty heavy thing to lay on a three year old



Wow. Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt brought her baby to the Oval Office—humanizing children in front of the most powerful people in the world. Children aren’t burdens; they’re the future.

wonderful about the baby of course babies are great and congratulations on a cute one if I can direct the attention to this object and inquire what is going on here that would also be neat


if only she’d had it in the tunnel


I’m quite secure in the fact that I did my part to bring down heroin prices for the domestic opioid user for the years 2006-2007 and that my service, in a small way, helped eliminate the competition from non U.S. aligned heroin trafficking warlords in Paktika province. Go Team!





i very much discourage posting amazing finds and little known secrets like this. you can’t expect the benefits to stay the same once everyone knows. aldi is a business and business only thrives on revenue. within the next year they’ll increase prices and benefit from the uptick in customers
Aldi’s a multibillion grocery owned by a German who hates his brother who runs Trader Joe’s they’re not changing shit for shit it’s so funny to think it’s a hidden gem




If you’re new to “The Hunt for Tom Clancy” this is a pretty good primer on why I got started with the project—Bear In mind this interview was 2019 and I’ve just kept getting weird with it, which I encourage you to subscribe to (if you have already I thank you, and appreciate you)

Harrison Ford was a handsome, affable & reliable pot dealer around Hollywood did carpentry jobs so he’d have an excuse to meet clients on set that’s how he got his start. Have you considered selling drugs to executives in your career? Follow me for more success tips



The next time you think about making fun of a nerd, think of Mike Vining, founding member of Delta Force who served for 30 years and retired in 1999

Every time I post about Mike Vining I get replies from people who are all like “he’s the nicest guy, too, I met him when he was teaching me to disarm improvised explosive devices and wound up offering really solid advice on my mortgage rate, we still exchange Christmas cards”

T.REX ARMS As a material to learn shooting and tactics
army noticed that a lot of Iraqi civilians were downloading and playing “America’s army” and they realized some of the fedayeen were using the game as a training tool so they released a patch just for the Iraqi users that would teach fedayeen bad tactics then they got slaughtered

I asked the Raytheon bro’s what the anti drone laser mounted on this dune buggy would do if you shot it at a dude, and they said it’d punch a cauterized hole through them and then I asked how they knew that for sure and they kinda looked side to side and pretended to not hear me





I attended the biggest defense trade show in the United States, @AUSAorg in Washington DC. I also ingested a quarter ounce of ‘penis envy’ psychedelic 🍄 s & walked the floor, tripping balls while encountering robot dogs, generals, war profiteers & rocket launchers, story soon!





These proto memes circulated in the Bush White House after 9/11 and they’re available for any researcher at the Bush Library to see.



