Oliver Alexander

Your $1,599 MacBook Pro is now going to cost $1,918. But don't worry, when Apple listens to Trump and moves production to the U.S. it will cost $2,500.

Why aren’t you wearing a suit? Have you said “Thank you” to Greenland and Denmark for allowing you to have a base on Greenland?

The U.S. was the ONLY country at the UN to vote against a resolution declaring an International Day of Hope. Even Ukraine-Russia, North Korea-South Korea and Israel-Lebanon could agree on it.

Military aid to 🇺🇦: 🇺🇸: $64.13 billion 🇩🇰: $7.54 billion Pop: 🇺🇸: 347 million 🇩🇰: 6 million Aid per person: 🇺🇸: $184 🇩🇰: $1256 The U.S. was paying the equivalent of 3 large pizzas per person per year to destroy the Russian military & someone convinced them it was a bad deal

I was told that Grok was the most reliable AI.

The fact that the richest man on earth is paying someone to play a video game for him around the clock, so that he can pretend to be one of the best players in the world to his Twitter followers would be hilarious if it wasn’t so incredibly sad.

New Jersey residents after seeing an American Airlines B737 take off from Newark

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The best journalist in America is a 56 year old construction worker from New Jersey.

Teddy Roosevelt lost the 1912 Presidential Election he was campaigning for after being shot.

Alternate ending to LOTR where Frodo decides to keep the ring.

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